April 2013
fuckyeahtxtposts:
i’ve never skydived before but i’ve zoomed in on google maps really fast once
January 2013
dead:
2012:
lapfoxofficial:
i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead
i told you dead and i are just friends
wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
December 2012
perfunctory:
it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
things i suck at:
life
relationships
being attractive
being normal
being likable
html coding
a teacher walks into a bar
guy: can i buy you a drink?
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
souflegirlandchinboy:
you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other
rneerkat:
snapfox:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
jewparadise:
is it just me or is there good mirrors and bad mirrors like some mirrors make me feel like the queen of sass and sex but then i walk past another mirror and it’s like the elephant man had a baby with a potato
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you. asdfghjkl
me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
